mrsgarneij

1. Removed a mole all by myself by scratching it so hard it started bleeding (it was right under the brah-strap...), and then I had to rip it off because it was literally just hanging by a thread....
2. My man and I was carrying a heavy-ass couch down the stairs, and for some reason I made a weird twist of my upperbody counter my lowerbody which resulted in the sciatica nerv being squeesed, and so it would remain...
3. Kicked my strip-pole so hard I thought I broke my toe.
4. Kicked the desk-leg at work with my thought-to-be broken toe.

Think I should buy a lottery-ticket?